Balrog Blitz

 So NinjaSpaceMonkeys shared a link from Twitter from TammForce

We started pondering if there were filk lyrics to this anywhere.  I went looking, and there were not.

Now there is:

Balrog Blitz

 

Are you ready Sam? Uh-huh

Merry? Yeah

Pippin? Okay

Alright Hobbits, let's go!

 

Oh it's been getting so hard

Learning what the One Ring does to me

My life is getting so strange

I'd like to tell you everything I see

 

Oh, I see Durin’s Bane in the back as a matter of fact

Its flames are as red as the sun

And the Dwarf with the axe that no one ignores

'Cause he knows this fight cannot be won

 

Oh yeah! Sauruman cast lightning

The creature was frightening

Shore’s music was soothing

And the bridge started moving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

Oh, reaching for the One Ring

Feeling thin is all I ever do

Oh, I slip it on my finger

The Eye appears, there's nothing left for you

 

And the wizard on the bridge is ready to crack

As he tells his fellows to fly

And the elf in the corner is everyone's mourner

He can kill you with a shaft in your eye

 

Oh yeah! The fight was electric

So frantically hectic

And the band started crying

'Cause they thought Gandalf was dying

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

Oh yeah! We cast lightning

The creature was frightening

Shore’s music was soothing

And the bridge started moving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

Yeah, it's a Balrog blitz