So NinjaSpaceMonkeys shared a link from Twitter from TammForce
We started pondering if there were filk lyrics to this anywhere. I went looking, and there were not.
Now there is:
Balrog Blitz
Are you ready Sam? Uh-huh
Merry? Yeah
Pippin? Okay
Alright Hobbits, let's go!
Oh it's been getting so hard
Learning what the One Ring does to me
My life is getting so strange
I'd like to tell you everything I see
Oh, I see Durin’s Bane in the back as a matter of fact
Its flames are as red as the sun
And the Dwarf with the axe that no one ignores
'Cause he knows this fight cannot be won
Oh yeah! Sauruman cast lightning
The creature was frightening
Shore’s music was soothing
And the bridge started moving
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”
And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.
And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”
It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.
Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz
Oh, reaching for the One Ring
Feeling thin is all I ever do
Oh, I slip it on my finger
The Eye appears, there's nothing left for you
And the wizard on the bridge is ready to crack
As he tells his fellows to fly
And the elf in the corner is everyone's mourner
He can kill you with a shaft in your eye
Oh yeah! The fight was electric
So frantically hectic
And the band started crying
'Cause they thought Gandalf was dying
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”
And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.
And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”
It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.
Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz
Oh yeah! We cast lightning
The creature was frightening
Shore’s music was soothing
And the bridge started moving
Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah
And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”
And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.
And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”
It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.
Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz
It's, it's a Balrog blitz
It's, it's a Balrog blitz
It's, it's a Balrog blitz
Yeah, it's a Balrog blitz
