Tuesday, August 02, 2022

Wife-Safe Copycat Rice-a-Roni

So, to start, I will apologize for the story before the recipe.

As various members of my family can attest, I love Chicken Rice-a-Roni.  There were never leftovers of this when I was growing up.  And when I was living with my aunt and cousin in Kentucky, I had it regularly.  It was great when it would go on sale for 10 boxes for $10

A great quick meal is to make it by instructions and include a chicken breast during the cooking.

My wife and I have shifted our diets to maintain our lifestyle, and so to reduce the salt and other processed ingredients, I went looking for a copycat recipe. It turned out to be a great keyword as I found this recipe for Copycat Rice-a-Roni.

A more recent problem that's developed is that my wife has developed an intolerance/allergy to certain foods.  The more dangerous ones are onions garlic, and capsaicin.  So we took out the garlic and onion powder from the recipe.  Still was still having problems, so I did some research.

Do you know why chicken bouillon is yellow?  It's because they add turmeric.  Would you expect that the turmeric plant produces capsaicin?  It was certainly a surprise to us.

So the next step was to make our on chicken broth.  Now, this is just cooked chicken-backs from the butcher that cooks for a few hours.  No seasoning.

Now, you'll notice that this takes a lot of seasonings away.  So I decided to use my old default seasoning blend which I call my Scarborough Faire blend (🎢 parsley, sage, rosemary, and thyme 🎢).

Now, we've upped our rice intake, so we needed an easy way to make rice without buying a rice cooker.  Truly the last thing we need is another thing to sit on the counter all the time. So my wife found this rice recipe on the Listening Method.

So finally, below is the recipe.  This will have my method using our chicken broth, so if you're using bouillon/granules, just follow the instructions on the packaging.

Ingredients:

1 cup short grain white rice

¼ cup vermicelli (mini-spaghetti)

1 cups chicken broth

1¼ cups hot water

1½ Tbsp. butter (I use unsalted. If you use salted butter, reduce the added salt below)

1 Tbsp. miso paste

1 tsp. parsley (ground)

1 tsp. sage (ground)

1 tsp. rosemary (ground)

1 tsp. thyme (ground)

1 to 2 tsp. salt (to taste)

 

Steps:

In a Pyrex measuring cup, pour in 1 cup of chicken broth.  Mine is thick to gelatinous, so I don't use full strength, and instead add 1¼ cups of boiling water from my kettle.  Stir in the miso paste until it is mostly dissolved.  The boiling water will heat up the mixture and help the miso dissolve.

Put all seasonings and salt into a small bowl.

In a pot, melt butter in pan on HIGH heat.

Pour in rice and vermicelli.  Stir to coat with butter.

Let rice and vermicelli partially brown, stirring occasionally.  It's not all supposed to be browned, just enough for some color variation.  Keep an eye on it the butter doesn't burn.

When the rice and vermicelli is sufficiently browned, stir in the seasonings.

Give the chicken broth a final stir, and then while wearing an oven glove, pour in the chicken broth mixture. Immediately place lid on pot.  I wear the glove, because the liquid will start to boil almost immediately, so you don't want to burn yourself.

Allow to boil for 4 minutes.  Do not remove lid.

Reduce heat to LOW for 15 minutes.  Do not remove lid.

Raise heat to HIGH for 30 seconds.  This will dry off the bottom of the rice.  Do not remove the lid.

After 30 seconds, turn off the heat and move the pot off to a cool burner.  Do not remove the lid.

Immediately before serving, you may now remove the lid and fluff the rice.

Serve and Enjoy.

Monday, February 28, 2022

For The Russians That Read This Blog for Some Reason...

Go here and read what's really going on:

https://etersec.org/en/how-to-circumvent-russian-censorship/

or

https://imgur.com/gallery/qh1ZUZK

Wednesday, January 12, 2022

Balrog Blitz

 So NinjaSpaceMonkeys shared a link from Twitter from TammForce


We started pondering if there were filk lyrics to this anywhere.  I went looking, and there were not.


Now there is:


Balrog Blitz

 

Are you ready Sam? Uh-huh

Merry? Yeah

Pippin? Okay

Alright Hobbits, let's go!

 

Oh it's been getting so hard

Learning what the One Ring does to me

My life is getting so strange

I'd like to tell you everything I see

 

Oh, I see Durin’s Bane in the back as a matter of fact

Its flames are as red as the sun

And the Dwarf with the axe that no one ignores

'Cause he knows this fight cannot be won

 

Oh yeah! Sauruman cast lightning

The creature was frightening

Shore’s music was soothing

And the bridge started moving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

Oh, reaching for the One Ring

Feeling thin is all I ever do

Oh, I slip it on my finger

The Eye appears, there's nothing left for you

 

And the wizard on the bridge is ready to crack

As he tells his fellows to fly

And the elf in the corner is everyone's mourner

He can kill you with a shaft in your eye

 

Oh yeah! The fight was electric

So frantically hectic

And the band started crying

'Cause they thought Gandalf was dying

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

Oh yeah! We cast lightning

The creature was frightening

Shore’s music was soothing

And the bridge started moving

Yeah, yeah, yeah-yeah-yeah

 

And the orc at the back said, “Everyone Attack”

And it turned into a Balrog Blitz.

And the maiar with the staff said, “You shall not pass,”

It’ll turn into a Balrog Blitz.

Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz, Balrog blitz

 

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

It's, it's a Balrog blitz

Yeah, it's a Balrog blitz