Quotes - Part Sixteen

 I couldn't tell you how I found Everything^2.  I think it came across them in a list of quotes.  There's quite a bit there.

191.                   To laugh often and much; to win the respect of intelligent people and the affection of children… to leave the world a better place… to know even one life has breathed easier because you have lived. This is to have succeeded.

--Ralph Waldo Emerson

192.                   You enter into a certain amount of madness when you marry a person with pets.

--Nora Ephron

193.                   The situation is not weirder than you imagine, it is weirder than you can imagine.

--Lewis Carroll Epstein, Relativity Visualized

194.                   Relationships are hard. It’s like a full‑time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks’ notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp.

--Bob Ettinger

195.                   Talk sense to a fool and he calls you foolish

--Euripides

196.                   The other line moves faster.

--Ettore’s Observation

197.                   Do Not Look Into Laser With Remaining Good Eye

--Everything²

198.                   Don’t try this at home. Don’t try this on the bus. Do not try this on a train or in the rain. Do not try this anywhere. Never do this. Don’t be stupid.

--Everything²

199.                   Gyaargh! The rumours of the Daystar are true!

--Everything²

200.               “Oh bother,” said the Borg. “We’ve assimilated Pooh.”

--Everything²

201.               No, Mr. Dye, I expect you to bond!

--Everything²

202.               There’s a distortion in space-time. Jump into it?

--Everything²

203.               This may not be a hushy-shushy library, but bringing in the ska band is a bit much.

--Everything²

204.               Traditionally, Scottish food is based on dares.

--Everything²

205.               Zen pancakes! Get them while they’re not!

--Everything²

206.               Life can be grim when you pass 80, especially if there’s a police car behind you.

--Sam Ewing

207.               She lusted after lovers with genitals as large as donkey’s and emissions like those of a horse.

--Ezekiel 23:20

208.               These days, being paranoid just means you’re paying attention.

--Fate #19

209.               Star Wars III: So long and thanks for all the Sith

--Fark

210.               Don’t worry about temptation – as you grow older, it starts avoiding you.

--Farmer’s Almanac