Quotes - Part Twelve

 

141.                   Don’t spend two dollars to dry clean a shirt. Donate it to the Salvation Army instead. They’ll clean it and put it on a hanger. Next morning buy it back for seventy‑five cents.

--Billiam Coronel

142.                   Paper is always strongest at the perforations.

--Corry

143.                   You get a little moody sometimes, but I think that’s because you like to read.  People that like to read are always a little fucked up.

–Pat Conroy

144.                   If something happens, it must be possible.

--Scott Cox’s First Law of Physics

145.                   The key to winning arguments… is to always be right. And to be able to prove that you’re right so conclusively that no one can prevail against you

--John Cramer, Einstein’s Bridge (spoken by a character)

146.                   How can we possibly use sex to get what we want? Sex is what we want!

--Frasier Crane, in Frasier

147.                   When I told the people of Northern Ireland that I was an atheist, a woman in the audience stood up and said, “Yes, but is it the God of the Catholics or the God of the Protestants in whom you don’t believe?”

--Quentin Crisp

148.                   Women need a reason to have sex – men just need a place.

--Billy Crystal.

149.                   The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.

--Salvador Dali

150.               The Gauls are the ancestors of today’s Frenchmen, as evidenced by their haughty imperious manner, and their total surrender to the Romans.

--C.H. Dalton, A Practical Guide to Racism