Quotes - Part Seventeen

 

211.                   After things have gone from bad to worse, the cycle will repeat itself.

--Farnsdick’s Corollary to Murphy’s Seventh Law

212.                   A myth is a religion in which no one any longer believes

--James Feibleman

213.                   With every passing hour our solar system comes forty‑three thousand miles closer to globular cluster M13 in the constellation Hercules, and still there are some misfits who continue to insist that there is no such thing as progress.

--Ransom K. Ferm

214.                   I have a truly marvelous demonstration of this proposition which this margin is too narrow to contain

--Pierre de Fermat

215.                   Never replicate a successful experiment.

--Fett’s Law

216.                   Daimler-Chrysler will market a giant SUV called Unimog in the United States. The Unimog is over nine feet high and twenty feet long. The $84,000 truck will most likely be bought by fire departments, construction companies, and men with very tiny penises.

--Tina Fey

217.                   Always carry a flagon of whiskey in case of snakebite, and furthermore always carry a small snake.

--W.C. Fields

218.                   If an experiment works, something has gone wrong.

--Finagle’s First Law

219.                   One of the main causes of the fall of the Roman Empire was that, lacking zero, they had no way to indicate successful termination of their C programs.

--Robert Firth

220.               Anything dropped in the bathroom falls in the toilet.

--Flucard’s Corollary