88.
I don’t have any solution, but I certainly admire
the problem.
--Ashleigh Brilliant
89.
Life may have no meaning. Or even worse, it may have
a meaning of which I disapprove.
--Ashleigh Brilliant
90.
My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that
I am right.
--Ashleigh Brilliant
91.
I am a vegetarian not because I love animals; I am
a vegetarian because I hate plants.
--A. Whitney Brown
92.
The statistics on sanity are that one out of every
four Americans is suffering from some form of mental illness. Think of your three
best friends. If they are okay, then it’s you.
--Rita Mae Brown
93.
Lasers improve everything. Well, except Alderaan.
--Tim Buckley
94.
That was Black Magic, and it was easy to use. Easy
and fun. Like Legos.
--Jim Butcher, Fool Moon
95.
Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your
groin unprotected.
--Red Buttons
96. History
does not always repeat itself.
Sometimes it just yells, “Can’t you remember anything I told you?” and lets fly
with a club.
--John W. Campbell
97. Christians say not to practice witchcraft or astrology but celebrate the resurrection of a dead guy on the Sunday after the first full moon of the equinox. And then they drink wine and bread as his blood and body, and chant over their animal sacrifices before they feast.
--@camwhiteastro
98.
When all else fails, read the instructions.
--Cann’s Axiom
99.
You can get further with a kind word and a gun than
you can with just a kind word.
--Al Capone
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