Quotes - Part Six

63.                   You know “quantitative analysis” is going to suck because it has the word “anal” in it.

--Drew Baxter

64.                   I don’t know what’s wrong with my television set. I was getting C‑Span and the Home Shopping Network on the same station. I actually bought a congressman.

--Bruce Baum

65.                   MPAA call the internet going dark in protest of SOPA, “An abuse of power.”  In related news, the Eye of Sauron accuses Hobbits of terrorism.

--@beach_fox

66.                   Do you know how the Amish hunt? They sneak up on a deer and build a barn around it.

--Tim Bedore

67.                   A dog teaches a boy fidelity, perseverance, and to turn around three times before lying down.

--Robert Benchley

68.                   Any technology, which is distinguishable from magic, is insufficiently advanced.

--Gregory Benford

69.                   Sometimes you can observe a lot by watching.

--Yogi Berra

70.                   No wonder nobody comes here – it’s too crowded.

--Yogi Berra

71.                   You grasp the Zen of the Sniper. “Taking fire is not my job.”

--Doug Berry

72.               If you want to know why Gen Xers are always mad, it’s because we had to replace our record collection with a tape collection that was then replaced with a CD collection that was then replaced with MP3s.  And damn it, how many times must I pay to listen to grunge?

--@bewgtweets

73.               Never say anything on the phone that you wouldn’t want your mother to hear at your trial.

--Sydney Biddle Barrows, the “Mayflower Madam”

74.               Boundary, n. In political geography, an imaginary line between two nations, separating the imaginary rights of one from the imaginary rights of another.

--Ambrose Bierce, The Devil’s Dictionary

75.               I think animal testing is a terrible idea; they get all nervous and give the wrong answers.

                        --A Bit of Fry and Laurie