So, I've found that lots of things have changed since I first started collecting these quotes. Like for example, some of these people have turned out to be, or over time become, assholes.
If you're offended by the people, oh well. Some of the pre-insanity wisdom is still pretty funny.
11.
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds.
Biochemistry is the study of carbon compounds that crawl.
--Mike Adams
12.
Catbert is a typical cat, in the sense that he looks
cute, but he doesn’t care if you live or die.
--Scott Adams, dilbert.com
13.
Man
is a game-playing animal, and
a computer is another way to play games.
--Scott Adams
14.
The only time women are not attracted to
intelligent men is when they have the option of a good-looking guy who is
dumber than pants on fish.
--Scott Adams, dilbert.com
15.
A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky
dangerous animals and you know it.
--Agent K, “Men in Black”
16.
Almost everything in life is easier to get into than
out of.
--Agnes’ Law
17.
Time heals all wounds unless you pick at them.
--Shawn Alexander
18.
Your
mother mates out of season.
Tenctonese insult, Alien
Nation
19.
The
solution to asylum seekers is better signs to the asylum
--allseeingeye, on Everything2
20.
Electricity can be dangerous. My nephew tried to stick
a penny into a plug. Whoever said a penny doesn’t go far didn’t see him shoot across
that floor. I told him he was grounded.
--Tim Allen
21.
Never comment on a woman’s rear end. Never use the
words “large” or “size” with “rear end.” Never. Avoid the area altogether. Trust
me.
--Tim Allen
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