76.
I have a great diet. You’re allowed to eat anything
you want, but you must eat it with naked fat people.
--Ed Bluestone
77. The neurodivergent experience is thinking you’re sharing fun, interesting, or helpful information in a normal human conversational fashion, while they think you’re an asshole lecturing them, or looking down at them like they’re stupid, and also that no matter how many times you have this experience, you always think you’re doing it the right way this time.
--@bogleech
78.
A
physicist is just an atom’s way
of looking at itself.
--Niels Bohr
79.
If you think education is expensive, try ignorance.
--Derek Bok, president of Harvard
80.
He thinks Roe v. Wade are options for crossing the
--Julian Bond on Vice President Dan Quayle
81.
I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go
out, I lock every other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking
the locks, they are always locking three.
--Elayne Boosler
82.
A person who can, within a year, solve x2
‑ 92y2 = 1 is a mathematician.
--Brahmagupta
83.
Research is what I’m doing when I don’t know what
I’m doing.
--Werner von Braun
84.
You can
lead a yak to water, but you can’t teach an old dog to make a silk purse out of
a pig in a poke.
Opus, “Bloom County” by Berkely Breathed
85.
Time is like a zombie, it moves slow as shit, but
when you’re not looking, “Boo! Got your brains!”
--Jennie Breeden
86.
In an argument it’s not proving that you are right,
but that the other person is wrong.
--Jason Bridges
87.
“Women
are the bloodthirsty sex,” said Ric sadly. “We get the reputation, but it is
only because the women stand behind us, and say, ‘Kill it. Squish it.’”
--Patricia Briggs, Hunting
Ground
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