Quotes - Part Thirty-Four

 

1.                   Dare to keep the CIA off Drugs.

2.                   Dating me is like biting into an oatmeal raisin cookie and realizing it’s chocolate chip, and then realizing two hours later it was also an edible.

3.                   A day without fusion is like a day without sunshine.

4.                   A day without sunshine is like night.

5.                   Demographically, Florida is the only state that gets more Northern the further south you go. By the time you get to Ft. Lauderdale, you’re back in New York.

6.                   Demons are a Ghoul’s best Friend.

7.                   Depart not from the path which fate has you assigned.

8.                   Despite the cost of living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?

9.                   The difference between northern zoos and southern ones is that along with the little sign giving the Latin name of the critter, the southern ones give a recipe.

10.               Diplomacy is letting them have it your way.

11.               Diplomacy: The ability to tell someone to go to hell in such a way that they actually look forward to the trip.

12.               Disappointed to learn that Kenny Loggins’ Christmas album is called “December” and not “Highway to the Manger Zone”.

13.               Discrimination against tentacled things makes baby Cthulhu cry.

14.               Disinformation is not as good as datinformation.

15.               Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery?

16.               Do not meddle in the affairs of dragons, for you are crunchy and taste good with ketchup.

17.               Do not meddle in the affairs of wizards, for they are subtle and quick to anger.

18.               Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone.

19.               Do pediatricians play miniature golf on Wednesdays?

20.               Do radioactive cats have 18 half‑lives?

21.               Do what you did when you were a kid: fly a kite, go fishing, hunt a dinosaur.

22.               Do you know how hard it is to write a useful, edifying sermon when you’ve got “Don’t You Wish Your Girlfriend Was Hot Like Me” stuck in your head?

23.               Do you know that if all the smokers were laid end to end around the world, three quarters of them would drown?

24.               Do you know what’s odd? Fifteen.

25.               Does fuzzy logic tickle?

26.               Does the noise in my head bother you?

27.               Don’t be so open‑minded; your brains will fall out.

28.               Don’t look conspicuous, it draws fire.

29.               Don’t sweat the petty things and don’t pet the sweaty things.

30.               Don’t think of organ donations as giving up part of yourself to keep a total stranger alive. It’s really a total stranger giving up almost all of themselves to keep part of you alive.

31.               A dozen, a gross, and a score, plus three times the square root of four, divided by seven, plus nine times eleven, equals nine squared plus zero, no more.

32.               Drawing on my fine command of language, I said nothing.

33.               During the heat of the space race in the 1960’s, the U.S. National Aeronautics and Space Administration decided it needed a ball point pen to write in the zero gravity confines of its space capsules. After considerable research and development, the Astronaut Pen was developed at a cost of about $1 million U.S. The pen worked and also enjoyed some modest success as a novelty item back here on Earth. The Soviet Union, faced with the same problem, used a pencil.